Even at freaking Chuck E. Cheese! Seriously. I've been to Chuck E. Cheese with a couple of different families. And each time, the parent hovered constantly over the child.
They either inserted the tokens into the coin slots for their kid, or took the child's hand in theirs and guided it the whole time.
They even assisted their kid in tearing off their tickets at the end of the game. And then they carried the tickets around as they hovered from game to game.
And! After every game, they'd annoyingly ask, "Okay, what are WE going to do next? Should we try this one? Should we try this one?"
All this, at the place where a kid can (supposedly) be a kid? I mean - check out this commercial from 1986. Notice anything that's NOT hovering constantly, condescendingly and annoying over the children at all times?
When you act like this, you are making your child stupid. You are robbing them of opportunities to develop fine and gross motor skills. Without which they cannot control the world around them. Without which they can't hold a pencil and turn a page or push a wagon up a hill. Without which they are not safe.
For example. Schools across the country have banned the popular childhood game, Tag, from the playground. According to Why Kids Are Getting More Aggressive on the Playground, a recent post by occupational therapist Angela Hanscom,
Kids are starting to hit with such force that they often end up whacking their opponent across the back in a monstrous slap. I’ve seen this myself many times. “Ouch!” one kid cries, now on their hands and knees and fighting off tears. “Don’t hit so hard!” they yell up at the child standing over them. Often, you hear the other child whine, “I didn’t mean too…” Many times the act seems unintentional, although painful for the victim nonetheless. Tag is now becoming such an issue that schools are starting to ban this once beloved game.
Back in the day, kids used to go outside and play. Not only was it a magical part of their childhood... but it was also an essential part of their development. They learned how to use their bodies to make a snowman or throw a snowball. They learned how to race up hills, balance beam on 2x4s, and pump their legs to operate a swing. They built forts and dams. They rode bikes and climbed trees.
And, yes. Sometimes they would hit or push or "tag" another child too hard. And they would see that they hurt the other child, and learn from it. Because they had good proprioceptive sense, they were able to fine-tune their motions and be gentler next time.
As an added benefit, they learned how to communicate, compromise, and negotiate as they got together with other children, invented games and made up their own rules. (You know, as opposed to a hovering parent telling them what they were going to play and how -- and then proceeding to mediate every little dispute. Are you trying to raise an entrepreneur... or a mindless hoop jumper?) These are skills that are known to increase your child's lifetime earning potential -- not to mention happiness, mental health and relationships.
So they turn on the iPad, the iPhone, the computer or the TV. And spend almost all of their free time looking at a screen. Even thoughiPads make kids boring.
Want to know about this? Read The Hurried Child: Growing Up Too Fast, Too Soon, by David Elkind.
Another culprit is irrational parental fears. Possibly because of the media, possibly because of something else, parents have a hugely irrational fear of their children being injured, murdered or kidnapped. According to a recent New York Times post, The Case for Free-Range Parenting,
Respondents were terrified by the idea of giving their kids only a fraction of the freedom they had enjoyed as kids. Many parents cited fear of abduction, even though crime rates have declined significantly. The most recent in-depth study found that, in 1999, only 115 children nationwide were victims of a “stereotypical kidnapping” by a stranger; the overwhelming majority were abducted by a family member. That same year, 2,931 children under 15 died as passengers in car accidents. Driving children around is statistically more dangerous than letting them roam freely.
But serious playground injuries, and especially playground deaths, are exceedingly rare. In fact, fewer than 13 children die per year on playgrounds -- and among those, runaway motorcycles or equally freakish, unpredictable, unpreventable horror are the cause of death.
And minor injuries are just that: minor. In fact, psychology research has shown that there is a psychological benefit to minor injuries in childhood.
Basically, children are hardwired to explore. Risk-taking (or, at least, the perception thereof) is in their nature. Risks tend to manifest themselves in one of six ways:
1. Exploring heights
2. Handling "dangerous" tools, such as scissors, knives or hammers
3. Being near dangerous elements, such as water or fire (or, as was the case in Stand By Me, a dead body)
4. Rough-and-tumble play (which, as I mentioned above, is a way for kids to learn to negotiate aggression and cooperation)
5. Speed -- e.g. cycling, skateboarding, ice skating at a pace that feels too fast
6. Exploring on their own
Research by Ellen Sandseter, a professor of early-childhood education at Queen Maud University College in Trondheim, Norway, has found that kids who spend more time exploring on their own before the age of nine are less likely to to have anxiety and separation issues as adults. Likewise, kids who got hurt falling from heights when they were 5-9 years old are less likely to be afraid of heights at age 18.
Our minor injuries actually give us confidence. They teach us what our limits are, how to handle ourselves in scary situations... and that, even if something goes wrong and you get hurt, you can get better. (Resilience for the win!)
And, of course, these injuries will happen less frequently and less severely if your child has better joint and muscle control. If you really want to increase your child's safety, don't ban them from the playground. Help them develop their proprioceptive sense.
So. Going back to your child's physical and mental development. Say you're worried your child's senses aren't working quite right. What should you do?
Don't panic. All that's happening is your child isn't moving and playing enough. You can easily fix it. Follow these steps.
1. Give your child some chores. Ideally outdoor ones, like raking, shoveling, gardening, or any activity that gives weighted input into your child's joints or muscles. Taking out the trash, carrying in groceries -- the list goes on. (Not to mention that the extra help is totally mutually beneficial.)
One chore I often had growing up was fire duty. We had a wonderful wood stove, and my brother, sister and I would take turns hauling in wood (either from the wood room in the basement or the wood pile outside), crumbling up newspapers, making a little wood tee pee, and starting the fire that kept our family room warm. When we got older, we'd also help chop the wood -- which is precisely why I have never chopped my foot off. (Gotta keep 'em spread apart when you're swinging the ax, in case you miss.)
And now I'm a grownup, and I can make a fire better than anyone I know. (Except for Aborigines, who are so much better than I am, I can't even comprehend it.) And I still love being around this "dangerous element."
And then, ten years later, THIS happened:
4. Don't flinch when your child engages in rough-and-tumble play. It's a super important, healthy part of their development. And it's a great way for them to learn about empathy and complicated human emotions. It's a good way to develop healthy attitudes about competition. And... it's just plain fun!
I'm an adult, and you will see me engaged in some form of rough-and-tumble play at least once per day.
Here are some toys that will help get your child's muscles working.
- Slotwood. It's like life-sized Lincoln logs. If you're worried about their safety, ask them not to build structures that are taller than they are - then nothing will ever fall on their head.
- Skateboard. I'm sort of in love with Frozen, so I'm partial to this model:
- Wagon. It would be impossible for me to tell you how much use I got out of my wagon growing up. They're handy for moving toys around, moving your friends around, and imaginary play. And they're great for a child's muscle and sensory development. (It also comes in a smaller, lighter version - but both of these are rated for 18 months+)
- Big, oversized inflatable soccer ball with 4 goal posts set. This looks really silly and fun.
- Buddy Bounce Outdoor Inflatable Play Ball. Because OMG way too cool! Also, I hear bubble soccer might be the next new Olympic sport.
- Monster Feet "Stilts" - so they can start training for Halloween early :P
- Grip 9 Piece Children's Tool Kit. These tools are designed to be safe for kids over four, and are a great way to get them started working on their own projects. Remember: the very best learning happens through play. For $35, your child can know more about building by the time they're six than the average Stanford student knows as a freshman.
PS: If you happen to know where I could get my hands on a Mongo Bat, you can be my new BFF.