Enjoying an epic day at Whitefish Mountain Resort. Image: The Happy Talent

Just a muscle man shirt ($20) and a navy blue one-piece ($20-$40) and you're set.

I don't always use my Halloween costume to make a political statement. Sure, I've gone as Sandra Fluke and microaggressions. I even went as the Little Mermaid -- before​ it was controversial! But I've also gone as Bethany Hamilton (a disabled female surfer I admire) and a spoonbill, just because I like them.

But in 2022, women's rights are under attack in a profound way -- and that attack is coming from the regressive left. 

Which is why this is the year to poke fun at anti-woman activists who want to erase women's sex-based rights, sports, and female-only spaces.

Rocking my favorite white jeans on Chincoteague Island. Image: @TheHappyTalent

I really shouldn't do this, but I'm going to let you in on a super top secret girl secret: 

No, women do NOT want pants with pockets.

I spend enough time mountain biking, camping, and surfing, that people assume I'm not a "Disney person."

The truth is, I freaking love Disney. As someone who loves music, art, playfulness, psychology, engineering, and business, how could I not be in awe of the magic of this place? 

But I did have one experience during my last visit to Disney that was ​not quite so magical.

"What song did you listen to today that made your day?" someone asked me on Quora recently. 

I'm going to be honest: it's my own Eva Via original song, I Wrote My Number on His Hand. 

​Here are three reasons why:

The problem isn't your height. It's your mind. 

Happiness can always be found at Elsewhere. Image: The Happy Talent

I'm NOT "wandering" or "finding myself." I'm on a MISSION. Image: The Happy Talent.

I'm shocked I even have to say this — but it appears I must. 

I received a highly offensive reminder from Kaiser Permanente recently: "People with a cervix should receive a screening for cervical cancer every three years."

Setting aside the fact that I am not comfortable receiving care from a medical team that thinks "woman" is a dirty word and would prefer to refer to me as body parts and vaginal discharges, this reminder made me angry because exclusive, woman-erasing language like this literally kills women, harming the most marginalized women the most.