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Last Night, I Screamed "NO!" In a Guy's Face Because He Wouldn't Stop Trying to Kiss Me. Would YOU Do That?

1/22/2019

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I screamed so loud, it echoed off the bricks and parking structures around us.

Fun fact: as a blogger, I get people pitching guest posts to me basically every day. I basically always say no. But once in a while, someone says something so brilliant, I've got to say yes. Among these: How to Be Happy, Even When You're Programmed Not To Be; 6 Reasons It's Not COMPLETELY Awful to Date A Guy Who Lives With His Parents; and If You Care About Women's Rights, Stop Saying Islam is a Religion of Peace. 

Today, my friend Claire* told me a story I thought was worth sharing -- so we did a co-write of her experience with a "good friend" the other night.

In this conversation, I (Eva) will be the speaker in bold. Claire will be in normal text.

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So, what happened?

Basically, I was out with a guy I've had clearly-established boundaries with. He knows he's just a friend. (But, of course, just because sex is off the table, doesn't mean I'm not worth spending time with. It's totally possible for guys and girls to be friends.)

Neither of us had plans, so, just sort of last-minute, we decided to get together for cocktails, because why not? It was a really fun night. We laughed. We reminisced. We discussed the psychosocial benefits of being a regular -- somewhere, anywhere. 
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And then it was time to go home. He walked me to my car, as a gentleman should. ​

Of course.

Of course. 

So when we got to my car, he said, "Kiss me!"

I didn't want to kiss him, so I said, "You can kiss me -- on the cheek."

So he kissed my left cheek. Then he grossly tried to kiss my lips, even though I'd clearly just said he could only kiss my cheek.

Ew. What the fuck?

I know. So I turned my face so far to the side I basically broke my neck. And he said, all whiny and gross, "No, I don't want that! I want your lips!"

I couldn't step back, since, you know, my freaking car was there. So I said, "No." He kept trying. So I screamed, as loud as I could, 

"NO."

It echoed off the brick buildings and parking structures around us, and the fucker finally stopped. I guess he, like, finally realized how rapey his behavior was, and he apologized. 

I avoided the natural, scripted response most people use when someone apologizes to them. You know. You're "supposed" to be like, "That's okay." 

But I resisted the urge, because it was not okay. I can forgive him without telling him there was anything "okay" about his attempted kiss rape. 

Which is what it was -- an attempted kiss rape.

Definitely. And it's so much worse when it's supposed to be some good, trusted friend, as opposed to some random dude you're on a first date with. 

But that's the thing, isn't it? Most women aren't, like, abducted in allies or assaulted by strangers on the street. It's basically always some trusted friend, co-worker, or dating partner. And that's where a lot of women run into trouble. They're told they're going to get abducted if they go for a run without a man protecting them. They go to self-defense classes that teach you how to escape from some violent stranger. 

But if it's your friend...


Yeah, it's different. Like, if it's your friend, you don't necessarily want to gouge his eyes out or permanently maim or injure him. And you might be, like, worried about the person's feelings, or the future of the friendship, or whatever. Which is kind of dumb, because he is clearly not worried about your feelings, but, you know.

So I feel like self-defense classes don't necessarily prepare you for what's actually most likely to happen.

But it does help some, right? Maybe? 

​Yeah, I think so. Women are taught to be "nice". And one thing that I hated, but also appreciated, about the self-defense class I went to is that they make you yell. So, like, maybe I didn't gouge out my friend's eyes or whatever... but I didn't feel uncomfortable screaming in his face to stop. I didn't even realize I'd done it till I heard the echoes. 

Which is the part of your story that really stood out to me. I feel like most people -- especially most women -- wouldn't feel quite comfortable with it. 

I'm not sure how many people/women would have been comfortable vs. uncomfortable with yelling at a friend. Or stranger.

I feel like... maybe not that many? But I'm really glad you did. That's what I wish all women would do in that situation. And, like, that can obviously be complicated by "power dynamics," a phrase I'm always reluctant to use because there's definitely a bizarre obsession with THE POWER DYNAMIC in some social justice circles... But it would be ignorant to pretend there's no difference between screaming "NO!" at some guy you're hanging out with socially and screaming at your boss.

Yeah, definitely. And I also feel like not that many [women would be comfortable shouting]. One of the things you wrote on your blog [in How NOT To Be The Girl From 'Cat Person'] is that some women and girls find it easier to... acquiesce?... than to say no to some unwanted sexual advance for the 20th time.

I blame that partly on smart phones -- as I wrote in Today's Young Women Feel Less Bodily Autonomy Than Their Grandmas Did... Because of Smart Phones.

Learning to say no and enforce your boundaries is definitely a skill. And I think most women get better at it as they get older. 

Which is good, because, "Yay! They're getting better at it!" But bad, because, "The reason they're getting better is probably because gross ass rapey dudes keep trying to force them into unwanted sex stuff, and practice makes perfect."

We talkin' 'bout practice?

We're not talking about the game I go out there and die for.

Omg. Great minds. 

Seriously. Allen Iverson references never get old. Remember when AI used to mean Allen Iverson, not artificial intelligence?


I do remember that. Barely. 

Remember when I was Sexy Allen Iverson for Halloween?

​Kind of?
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Anyway.

Anyway. So. Yeah. That's all I really have to say. In a perfect world, this shit wouldn't happen, but it does, and fuck that guy, and I thought of you because you've written a couple different posts on this topic.

I have. Among them, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Gif ALL Women Need to See ASAP; If someone's touching your kid weirdly, CONFRONT THEM. IMMEDIATELY. RIGHT IN FRONT OF your kid; and What Men Don't Understand When They Complain, "It's Only Creepy If The Guy Isn't Hot."​

Which, for the record, motherfuckers, the guy last night was hot. That doesn't make kiss rape okay.

Right. Because it's not really about hotness. It's about reciprocity.

Exactly.

Okay, so, for all the confused dudes out there, I also want to paste in an excerpt from an old post, How to Know When (And When NOT) to Kiss a Girl, because I think the advice might actually be helpful for dudes who are genuinely confused and want to do better:
When It's Okay to Kiss a Girl

1. You don't have to either restrain her or surprise her to make the kiss happen. Remember: an unwanted kiss is disgusting. Consent is sexy. If you have to be quick, sneaky or forceful to get the kiss, you're doing it wrong, and the girl will definitely not be into it. 

2. You ask if you may kiss her -- and she says yes. Some men mistakenly believe that "asking will kill the mood." Trust me -- if she wants to kiss you, it absolutely won't. She'll say yes! Unless maybe she wants to but she's just not quite ready yet. Then she'll say no -- this time. But! She'll feel super safe and respected with you, which will help solidify your bond.

But yeah. Seriously, don't worry about "killing the mood." When a guy I want to kiss asks if he can kiss me, it makes me want to kiss him even more! And when a guy I don't want to kiss asks if he can kiss me, I say no -- but I really appreciate that he used his words, so that I could tell him no before his face and body were moving towards mine. 

3. She makes the first move. It's 2015. Plenty (but, admittedly, not all) of girls are willing to make the first move! And it's super sexy when they do.

Just, you know. If she's had a lot to drink, you should ask yourself whether she's really able to give consent right now. Especially if you're hoping to have a long-term thing with her. Kissing her when she's drunk is going to mess up your chances of ever having trust.


4. You have a "moment." Refer back to Point 1. Mutual, consensual kisses are not "stolen." They are not fast. They are not sudden or sneaky. Instead, they come after a moment. Perhaps you've been staring into each other's eyes -- then lips. Then eyes, then lips. Maybe she's touched the side of your hand with the side of her hand, and now you're holding hands. Parts of your bodies may be touching -- your arms, your legs. Maybe you've even pushed her hair off her face or brushed her cheek with your hand. Your bodies are gravitating towards each other...

But even then, there's room for misinterpretation. Just because some people do the whole hookup culture thing, doesn't mean we all are. And even then -- just because someone is into hookup culture, doesn't mean they necessarily want to kiss you right now, even if the sparks are flying and the chemistry is totally there. The only way to make sure the kiss is consensual is to:

5. Follow the 90-10 rule. AFTER you've had a moment, and you're feeling pretty certain this girl wants to kiss you, you can initiate the kiss. Go up to 90% of the way to her face... then stop. Wait a moment. If consent is important to you (which, if you're not a despicable person, it is), you will never go 100% of the way to her face. Let her go the last 10%. If she wants to kiss you, she will! 

If you follow the 90-10 rule, you will always know that the kiss you shared was mutually wanted. If you go 100% of the way, you'll never be 100% certain. 




When It's NOT Okay to Kiss a Girl

1. You barely know her. I mean, personally, I feel like it's weird to even touch a person you barely know. Do you know if she's got a boyfriend? Do you know if she's religious? Do you know if she's from a culture in which it's very taboo for a man to touch a woman? Do you know if this person ​wants to be touched by you? If not... maybe keep your hands off. 

But, of course, I'm biased. I used to be best friends with this gorgeous Persian girl, whose family was Muslim. In her culture, men didn't touch women. But, unfortunately, in the U.S., many men have no respect for women's boundaries... and, as a result, I was horrified to see people touching this girl all the time, even when it clearly made her uncomfortable.

And, yeah, she always had the option of directly confronting them by saying, "Get your arm off of me!" "Can you stop touching my leg?" or even, "WHY DID YOU JUST PICK ME UP? PUT ME DOWN!" But that's putting her in an uncomfortable situation -- direct confrontation is hard for everyone​. Especially people who don't know if you're a "nice guy" or a psychokiller or what. 

But, yeah. If you don't know someone well enough to know if she's comfortable with you kissing or touching her, then maybe it's not a good idea to kiss or touch her. 

(And, like, obviously, there are exceptions to this -- which is why you should follow the rules in the "When It's Okay to Kiss a Girl" section.)

2. She went for the hug. A hug -- especially one she initiated at the end of a date -- is her way of telling you that she does not want to kiss you tonight. Don't be an idiot and try to convince yourself that she somehow misinterpreted your nonverbal request for a kiss. Women are experts at reading body language and sexual intent. If she turned her face away from yours and went for the hug, it's because she didn't want to kiss you. It's kind of like that thing boxers do when they don't want you punching them anymore:


3. She says she doesn't want you to walk her home/drive her home/go to the next bar with her/be near her anymore.  If you offered to walk me home and I said no, that means I don't want you walking me home. That means I don't want you trying to put the moves on me. I don't want to find someplace we can be alone. I don't want to continue this conversation right now.

If I wanted you to come, I'd invite you. I'd say, "I'm parked over here -- walk me to my car!"

"Do you want to come in?"

"The girls and I are headed to Rick's Bar next -- do you want to come?"

But if I don't invite you, that means you're not invited. (Hint: if you want people to like you, learn when to say goodnight.)

4. You touched her hand, cheek, leg, or any other part of her, and she pulled away. If she doesn't want you touching her, she doesn't want you kissing her. But don't beat yourself up -- love is a numbers game. Not everyone you meet is going to be attracted to you. Not everyone's going to be ready to kiss you when you're ready to kiss them. But there truly is someone for everyone, so don't give up.

5. She says she doesn't want to kiss you. It is literally never, ever, ever, ever, EVER up to you to "interpret her body language." If her voice says no, it doesn't matter if you think her "tone and body language said yes." In fact, according to I Pressed Criminal Charges, Even Though He "Only" Touched My Face, Neck, Arms, Back and Legs, you don't even have to kiss the person to get in serious trouble for this. If someone says no, you fucking stop.



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It's helpful, but it's not completely comprehensive.

It's impossible to predict every possible situation. But I think these are some nice guidelines.

Indeed. 

So I want to close by inviting anyone who's had an experience like this to share it in the comments. Especially if you have a way of handling unwanted physical advances that has worked well for you. I think the more examples we encounter, the more likely we will be to stand up for ourselves in similar situations. 

And also, if you're a dude -- and even if you're not -- DON'T TRY TO FORCE PEOPLE TO KISS OR TOUCH YOU. IT IS DISGUSTING AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A TOTAL SCUM BAG.

Also, as evidenced by this post, women talk. Do you really need this kiss to happen so urgently that you're okay with being known as a kiss rapist for the rest of your life? 

9 Comments
Tom
1/23/2019 10:23:07 am

While I think it's great for these sort of things to be discussed, in my opinion anyone who ignores your "no" does not respect you and is not your friend. It's not about forgiving mistakes - the issue with this isn't the act (well, that is *an* issue), it's what the act says about Claire's relationship with her "friend".

For example, once I had a sexual encounter with a friend - in the middle of it, she started to seem uncomfortable (she didn't have to say anything, because I cared about and was paying attention to how she felt). I stopped and asked her if she felt comfortable. She said no, so we stopped everything we were doing and I spent the next twenty or thirty minutes talking to her about it (making sure she was okay). That's what respect looks like.

Let's not tolerate kiss-rape, but let's not tolerate people that don't respect us either.

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Eva Glasrud link
1/23/2019 11:20:28 am

That's a good point. Personally, I can't really think of anyone I've forgiven for such things, because trying to force someone to kiss or touch you is hugely disrespectful and dehumanizing. I can't speak for other people's relationships, but for me, forgiveness feels really good... but there are certain actions that just kill my desire to ever see a person again. Treating me like I'm your sex slave piece of meat is one of those things.

Thanks for sharing your story -- it is heartening to hear such conviction from the male perspective. I have often encouraged women to feel more comfortable using words to express their boundaries and desires during sexual encounters, because lots of guys will ignore them otherwise. But, as you said, "she really shouldn't have to say anything."

Because that IS what respect looks like.

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Selenium
2/8/2022 01:23:53 pm

It was a huge mistake to leave our the aftermath. What did the guy do exactly? Really apologize? Did they have a weird vibe? What followed? That's half the story.

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Eva Glasrud link
2/8/2022 06:56:50 pm

THIS guy apologized, and meant it sincerely.

More commonly, in my experience, a guy like this would be nasty about it and call me a bitch or psycho for not letting him sexually assault me.

Guess what? I'd rather be called a bitch than catch his herpes and allow him to sexually assault me.

John
3/5/2022 02:03:58 pm

I hear a lot of guys complain that women are mean and nasty when they try to talk to or hit on a woman. They always say "well she could of at least told me" "sorry I'm not interested". Hint - If she has to tell you at all then that means you're already doing something wrong and making her uncomfortable. The "Her being rude" is because you're not paying attention to her verbal and non verbal cues and her body language.

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John2
7/26/2022 09:55:17 pm

In this day and age, why would any guy ever look at, approach, talk to, or ask out a woman? Playing Russian roulette is safer. You are just asking for a harassment charge if you give any woman any attention at all. Best to completely ignore them.

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Eva Glasrud link
7/31/2022 10:42:10 am

If that's how you feel, then you are probably right. Don't talk to women.

If you ever grow up and take some accountability for your own learning and actions and growth, and you decide to start acting appropriately and change the behaviors women find creepy, you could end up with a partner who loves you.

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1/14/2025 11:37:48 am

Not to sound like a jerk but I kinda long for the time of traditional yesteryear. The kind of time when men could be men and women could be women. There wasn't so much worrying and taking offense to things back then and people seemed happier with traditional gender roles especially in family units. I believe modern feminism and women's LIB killed all that SMH . . . . What a shame people can't get together like grandma and grandpa did. Things seem like they were so much happier back then.

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